Stoneridge Mall, Pleasanton, California

So I’m at this random mall in Northern California. There are almost no Christmas decorations. Literally almost none throughout the whole mall. And they are not piping in Christmas music. It’s almost like Christmas isn’t happening in this mall.

If anybody hates going out shopping during Christmas because of the overly Christmas Christmas Christmases, this is the place to go. Maybe the mall is owned by Jews?

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A mall during Christmas with no Christmas. #OwnedByTheJews