11th hour…

Dearest Wh*res: As I approach my 11th month of celibacy, I wonder if not why I shalt not preform unspeakable acts on a stranger in order to satisfy my desire to not hit that irrefutably sad 1 year marker… What I’m saying is… Will someone stick their *SS up in the AIR for me ASAP??!?!
My Blog entry was SO close to being Shakespeare-like, until my d*ck started typing.

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