I live for this sh*t. Enjoy.
I’m thinking about slapping over $5 to iTunes to watch the 2011 version of “The Thing”. Shall I or not? If it sucks I’m not gonna be happy about wasting five bucks. I’m a f*ckin’ Jew, remember. I’m hard pressed to part with a quarter, let alone a 5-spot. what do you think?
So, read what this guy “@ wrote as a comment to this YouTube Channel Tutorial. Is it just me, or was this kind of a stupid remark? I felt a little offended that he would comment like that after having just benefited from the video tutorial. Yes, I did want to tell him he should s*ckle me dry… but I decided to take the more diplomatic approach, which I honestly didn’t know I had in me :). Did I do good or should I have *ss-blasted this guy?
… only problem was he showed up without cash, and then had the nerve to ask if the $5.00 was negotiable. I was insulted. But I still did it, duh.
“So wait- Daddy, you just picked me up and PUT me on the couch?! You mean, as long as this blanket is laid out, I am ALLOWED on the couch? I’m confused and a little scared that I’m gonna get yelled at for being up here…. No?”
“Don’t worry, 26. Yes, I put that blanket down so your white hair won’t get all over the couch. But yeah, you’re allowed up there now! That’s why I put you up there!! Yaaaaaaaaaah!”
“Oh, and 26, can you get Daddy those peach-colored pills… I’m talking to a cat that’s not talking to me. Cats don’t talk. Don’t worry, Daddy will be fine.”