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January 2012

Remember when I was banned from Facebook for using the word “Poop” in a Status update? Well, Hell- look at all of the Pages and Profiles on Facebook dedicated to “Poop”. There are HUNDREDS. And they are all Public. Hmmm. Does it sound like I’m still holding that grudge? Yeah… yeah I am. Facebook can still s*ck the inner part of my *sshole. Hi Mom!! 🙂
(no one was hurt in the taking of this screenshot. however, this page made my whole house smell.)

This Anti-Gay remark erked me…

So, read what this guy “@ wrote as a comment to this YouTube Channel Tutorial. Is it just me, or was this kind of a stupid remark? I felt a little offended that he would comment like that after having just benefited from the video tutorial. Yes, I did want to tell him he should s*ckle me dry… but I decided to take the more diplomatic approach, which I honestly didn’t know I had in me :). Did I do good or should I have *ss-blasted this guy?

(I was hurt in the taking of this screenshot because I behaved. ouchie.)

Lay me… (down)

“So wait- Daddy, you just picked me up and PUT me on the couch?! You mean, as long as this blanket is laid out, I am ALLOWED on the couch? I’m confused and a little scared that I’m gonna get yelled at for being up here…. No?”

“Don’t worry, 26. Yes, I put that blanket down so your white hair won’t get all over the couch. But yeah, you’re allowed up there now! That’s why I put you up there!! Yaaaaaaaaaah!”
“Oh, and 26, can you get Daddy those peach-colored pills… I’m talking to a cat that’s not talking to me. Cats don’t talk. Don’t worry, Daddy will be fine.”

(my brain was confused, but not hurt during the taking of this photo)