OK, the NymWars are getting hot! Google has power, but people have more power: Their words and loyalty say they want their god d*amned psuedonyms. Some of us benefit from pseudonyms and the Internet practically runs on them. They’re the heart and soul of every conversation/tweet/update/friend request/plentyoffish/grindr hookup/etc. “Real Names” only, Google said. But… now they have a new policy of letting *some* users, like celebrities and (get ready for me now…) Pseudo-Celebrities 🙂 use ’em. Did you see how I did that?! I’m d*mn f*cking funny!
Anyway, I will personally update you on MY OWN appeal with the search giant, as they have removed my psuedonym from my 8 year old Google account and replaced it with “(first name)”VocalVirgo” (last name)”.”. I kid you not- my last name is a period. And I feel the flow already. But I am a Google Wh*re. Honestly, if they made a Chromebook with a bigger f*cking Hard Drive, I’d be all over that sh*t, and I’d stick my 2 biggest fingers (my thumbs) up Apple’s *ss (just because it’d be fun).
It smells like chemicals in here. Not sure why. My hole is toxic maybe?
Now listen, I get activism, I get standing up for your cause TOTALLY. I get it. I do it! A Peta person standing up against bikers wearing leather is admirable, considering the other option is to throw paint on some fur-wearing bimbo in Beverly Hills. However, being outnumbered by even a team of bimbos is better than a small clan of bikers. Bimbos aren’t smart enough to snatch you and your animal-loving friends up, keep you, fart on you, pee on you, make you eat meat, and then tape you to a tree days later. Yeah, seriously….. If I’ve learned anything from dating a crazy person it’s this: Pick your Cause wisely, and pick your Battles wiselyer. 🙂
I feel bad for the guy.
So, I promise to stick to my usual schtick, but my next Vlog is going to be about something semi-serious. I was semi-serious about my fetish on the last video, which is real (but funny) and I actually felt better after having “come out of the closet” about it. So, I decided I will do another Vlog where I get to gripe/review/piss all over something I am semi-pasionate about. You nosey f*ckers will find out what it is when the Vlog posts. Yeah, I said it like that.
Also, I got a few suggestions on topics to talk about. And no, “iLikeitInmy*ss” (his version has no asterisk), I will not do a 3 minute thing on cleaning the “butt-hole” for better sex. Topics are SEMI-SERIOUS. Chitchat about butt-hole sex is not serious enough. Unless we do a how-to video. Hmmm. That gives me an idea….
It doesn’t actually, and I don’t even have a vagina. I just wanted to see what it looked like typed out. Not as shocking as I thought.