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February 2012

Health Food is for fatties…. Wait… what?

I had a huge, healthy salad last night, with a can of tuna. I am eating healthy now that I’m a medically induced fat*ss. I even gave up Mikkie-Dee’s, which sucks my b*llsack dry… it really does. Anyway, this morning I took the biggest and crampiest sh*t. It was an uncomfie 45 minutes, seriously. I thought my small intestines were making there way down the large ones and heading for my *sshole. My point is this: Is eating healthy really worth it? My *ss is revolting (not in the way that sounds… you know what I mean!).
I AM sparing you a photo, mainly because I had to give myself 2 courtesy flushes during, so there was only about 1/3 the pudding in the bowl. I feel you deserve more than that (I mean this literally).

You’re Welcome.

A lot about nothing.

This video really is a lot about nothing, but somehow I get a little Kelly & Mister Ripa, The dude who runs Apple, my b*lls, Clay Aiken, My Ex, Your Mother, My Mother (never), Keven Spacey’s Assistant,  Some Google+ friends and a fun bit of my very private sex life that I tell everything about. Also, the camera falls. And as always, I kept it under 3 minutes.

(my HD camera was almost hurt in the making of this video. true story.) is listing items with very wrong specs…

I was doing my Jewish thing and looking at the semi-great deals on, and noticed a decent deal on a Skypad Alpha2 Android Tablet. I looked at the specs they had listed and noticed they were very incorrect. I wrote them an email, so let’s see if they respond. A good business will respond within 24 hours. A bad business won’t, and keep on selling… I am a tech geek, and if I ordered this and it didn’t have all the things listed, I’d be pissed, and want to smear my poo on them ’cause it would be a hassle. Here is a copy/paste of the email I sent them. I’ll keep you posted and we’ll see if they respond:
“The specs you have listed for one of your items is very wrong. The “Skypad Alpha2″ you have advertised for $140 has a mixture of all the best specs from the first Skypad Alpha and this new one, the Skypad Alpha2. I don’t know if that’s on purpose of not, but it would be pretty bad if someone bought this thinking it had all the specs you listed. This goes beyond false advertising….. :(. I hope you’ll do the right thing by your loyal and fanatical customers.”

(i could have been hurt in the purchasing of this item in the screenshot)