I can not stop coming (he he) to the .99cent store! It’s like sex for my wallet. Um… except that usually after sex my wallet is more empty than this, so my comparison sucks d*ck.
Mikkie-Dee’s will live in my heart forever… and probably in my colon as well, but it’s salad time for my fat *ss. Then hand time for my fat d*ck. Yup. Said that.
I am sleepy after getting up at 8:30. And the damn pussy was being so cute, I had to pet it. Wait… That sounds dirrty. Yaaaaaaaaaah! Early morning smut!
Random Question: How come Apple’s iOS icon for YouTube is something completely different and has no similarity to the brand? It isn’t even close to what we all recognize as “YouTube”. My tiny brain still doesn’t register it as “YouTube” right away after seeing it because the world is saturated with YouTube icons, all similar, which is the right idea. I think Apple should use an icon at least a *little* similar for the users sake, don’t you think?