I did a “Sitting In With VocalVirgo” segment today with a Wh*re. But I’m too tired to post it. You f*ckers can thank me for it tomorrow.
I ordered popcorn chicken because my friend Neal swore they are better than the now defunct Chicken McBites from my favorite health-food store, Mikkie-Dee’s. They were disgusting. I made like a Jew and brought them back to KFC and said these exact words: “These are disgusting. I wouldn’t flush these down my toilet. May I have a Pot Pie and Pepsi please… Thank You!”
I got the Pot Pie. It was amazing.
But F*ck You, Neal. F*ck You.
This patented motorcycle cover is going to make me a very wealthy man, just you see!
I’m sorry about the bike. You haven’t called me since you found out about it. I love you bunches and you know I’m a safe rider and I think you should be un-mad at me now. Call me and tell me how handsome I am… that’ll work :).
Now, who wants to see a pic of the bike :)!!
Chicken McBites, the best thing to ever come out of the Golden Arches, are gone. I feel like making a Facebook Page to bring attention to the fact that they are missed and need to be brought back. Sad face.