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April 2012

KFC Sucks/Un-Sucks.

I ordered popcorn chicken because my friend Neal swore they are better than the now defunct Chicken McBites from my favorite health-food store, Mikkie-Dee’s. They were disgusting. I made like a Jew and brought them back to KFC and said these exact words: “These are disgusting. I wouldn’t flush these down my toilet. May I have a Pot Pie and Pepsi please… Thank You!”
I got the Pot Pie. It was amazing.
But F*ck You, Neal. F*ck You.