You know, I never thought I’d say this, but I’m glad that I haven’t had a sexual or personal relationship in almost 8 months. It has given me time to reboot and gather a fair amount of perspective. I actually feel like I could use a little more time, after seeing how abstaining has afforded me this luxury of getting to know myself again, and in turn, really learning what I want- so much more than I thought I knew myself before. Does that make any sense? Good. Now let’s f*ck.
Love how this fool trashes the Kardashians. Did I spell that right? And he can draw. And he’s a wh*re. Gotta love that sh*t.
(no one was hurt during the making of this video, except maybe @thedjandi, because I didn’t f*ck him in the mouth, which I’m sure he wanted me to do. total. wh*re.)
I sound so tame. I promise I won’t let it happen again.
(no one was hurt in the making of this video. but i’m pretty sure i have bonus pints coming to me from Mother Nature.)
I haffa take a test this morning. Wish me luck.
And no, it’s not an Oral Exam, you f*ckin’ pervs.