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June 2012

Adorable little God Daughter…

I could have done without being taped whilst in the bathtub, but eh… the kid was so exited I was going to interview her that she wanted to see how the camera worked and couldn’t wait until I was outta the tub. That bathroom needs a lock on the door.
(no one was hurt in the making of this video, but i’m pretty sure child welfare is gonna wanna know why a 5 year old is taping me in the bathtub.)

I think my *sshole is going to fall out.

I didn’t poo for 2 days. I took ex-lax because, well, it’s supposed to make you sh*t. 2 hours later I shat (I don’t have to self-bleep that word because it’s not actually a real word.) See, but the thing is, is that I have been sh*tting for a whole day. I have sat on the bowl 11 times in the last 24 hours. And my guts are still grumbling like there’s some more brewing down there. My *sshole can’t take anymore. The cheap *ss-paper I buy at the $.99 cent store probably isn’t helping.
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