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January 2013

AT&T likes poop.

I’m on the phone with AT&T and I’m pooping and the lady just said “I’m sorry Sir, I’m hearing an echo…” And I said “That’s because the bathroom door is shut. I’ll open it so there’s less of an echo…” And she goes “I’m not going to hear funny noises, am I?!” I responded “Yes, you may indeed.” And then it happened. The thing that happens to most of you- she forgot herself for a second and became totally human: “OMG, I love you!”
How f*cking funny is that?!

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