I’m on the phone with AT&T and I’m pooping and the lady just said “I’m sorry Sir, I’m hearing an echo…” And I said “That’s because the bathroom door is shut. I’ll open it so there’s less of an echo…” And she goes “I’m not going to hear funny noises, am I?!” I responded “Yes, you may indeed.” And then it happened. The thing that happens to most of you- she forgot herself for a second and became totally human: “OMG, I love you!”
How f*cking funny is that?!
This video shows how bad some people are at their “craft” and they don’t even know it. These 3 need to keep waiting tables.
This is not just a shock post, this is 100% true: I just finished pooping and the entire house smells like the inside of my *ss. It was one of those “chemical” smelling poos, and the wipe was no better. I think I have a headache from the fumes.
It’s January 2nd and it’s my second day of committing myself to have more gay man sex in 2013. I sort of thought it would just happen, but apparently I have to seek it out. Somehow, I thought it would just fall into (onto) my lap…
Watch this because I said so.