I’m watching a movie on the laptop while stuffing my face, with a cat on my lap and a baby rat asleep in my pocket. If you think that sounds weird, you should actually see it, lol. This is my life.
This video is self explanatory. My choice of friends, however, is questionable.
(my friends feelings may be hurt when he sees that there was a making of this video. but his hair will obviously be fine.)
Hello kids. So listen, I was going to give my new office a month before I started to v/blog about it, figuring I’d have a good perspective by then. Well, lemme tell you, it’s f*cking fantastic. It’s better than when someone you just picked up on Crystal Street sticks their tongue up your pee-hole. Seriously- it’s that good. I shalst start posting vlogs on the new digs ASAP. It’ll take a lot of film (how old am I?) because the place is HUGE! It’s hugerer than the last sh*thole I was in.
OK, for now, this is really all I have to say, except that I have not pooped in 4 days, no sh*t (literally). I have no idea what’s up with that, but I feel like at any moment my *ss could just go of into explosion mode. Scary.
F*ck Off for now. TTYS. (Wh*res)