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September 2013

Sitting, Sh*tting, Apple-Keynoting. It’s like heaven up in here.

I am at the library mooching off of their fast-*ss WiFi and about to watch the keynote. I like Google & Android, supremely impressed by their hardware & software, and love their keynotes, but I never get such a raging hard-on as I do/did when Steve Jobs (or this other weird guy with his long pauses) announces new Apple sh*t.

Apple Can F*ck Me Anytime. I Am Your Slave-boy.

(no one was hurt in the taking of this photo. as a matter of fact, millions were stoked!)
(i sh*t my pants during this keynote in 2007)