I mean the title says it all. It is been one year and one day the last time I have poked any kitty or punctured any colons. Someone needs to do something about this ASAP.
God I’m horny.
I am at the library mooching off of their fast-*ss WiFi and about to watch the keynote. I like Google & Android, supremely impressed by their hardware & software, and love their keynotes, but I never get such a raging hard-on as I do/did when Steve Jobs (or this other weird guy with his long pauses) announces new Apple sh*t.
Apple Can F*ck Me Anytime. I Am Your Slave-boy.