So, I decided today, that since I was only going to the public library to harness their WiFi energy, it wasn’t worth it to put on fresh clothes. So I just threw on yesterdays. Same everything except for socks. Because that would be disgusting. Not because they would be smelly. Because they would be sloshy- my spermies were in them.
You’re Welcome.

Last night someone called me from the Antelope Valley and said that they got my number from their local vet (who I don’t know). They found 6 kittens in a box by the dumpster by their job. I went out and met with them. Yup. 6 kittens. Surprisingly healthy and fit considering the cruel and careless situation they we’re put in. But healthy nonetheless, thank goodness. I called a few people, pulled a few favors (nothing sexual this time), and all 6 are now in a safe place. 1 of them (the ugliest of the 6 Uglies) got adopted by this amazing woman and her daughter who just lost their dog to Cancer last month. 

So, her I am watching a back episode of Grimm to catch up, and the awesome speaker subwoofer I have- and love, which is under my bed, just blew. Now all it does is vibrate. I know all of that sounds sexual, but it’s not. It sucks. I know, I know- that sounded sexual too. 

So, the cat that I’m fostering jumped into my bed. I got him off real quick before 26 noticed him. If 26 would have seen the other cat in the bed, the mattress woulda’ got all tore up! 

I’m fence climbing. I have truly become trailer trash. And I’m climbing *into* a trailer park. 

So, Ian plays a sharp game… but look what I got in the mail today. For no reason. Just to be sweet. 

(Ian’s gay homo Jew boyfriend’s wallet was harmed in the making of this photo. Ha!)