Why are the people I worked with this past year now following me on G+ and Facebook? I quit that gig months ago and I think it’s pretty juvenile. Just sayin’. But they’re totally welcome to follow me, as I think it will inspire me to write some awesome stuff about them. Publicly. 🙂
I’m so annoyed. Not only is the motor home right next to mine way nicer, but the OLD people in it were doing the sex last night. WTF? I haven’t had it in forever. Totally. Unfair.
The best way to f*ck off is by getting in your motor home and getting to another town. I’m staying in Palm Desert through Xmas and I’m already loving it. There is nothing like getting on the road and nodding out of the city for a few days. Speaking of anal sex, I’m wondering if there is anybody in this part of town who wants to get nailed unmercifully for about an hour. And then another person to do the same for me each and every day until I’m satisfied.