So I get a call from someone I haven’t heard from in 11 months. He wanted to “catch up”. Well, actually, he wanted a big favor. Shocker.
I’m at a place called “Wokcano” and I’m going to compare their Mongolian Beef with PF Changs Mongolian Beef. I’m wondering whose is better. I’m also wondering how many times I can use the word “Beef” before it sounds sexual. Beef. Beef.
I didn’t poop yesterday. Just FYI.
I mean really? 2 days in a row? If this certain someone doesn’t complete the job next time, I’m gonna f*ck my cat.