So I had this blind date tonight- for three hours… And at the end of the date this d*uchebag actually has the nerve to say to me, “So do any of your exes have restraining orders against you?”
I am at the SS building waiting for a friend to file some paperwork. I think this is more entertaining than Netflix.
It’s only 13+ hours into the new year and I’m already wanting to break my resolution. I want a Big- Mac. And I want it now.