Oh my God, it was 22° last night. I had the heater going in the bedroom with the door shut, the cat stuffed between my legs, the rat shoved up my *ss, and I still froze my fucking pipe off. Unbelievable.

So, I AM at Mikkie-Dee’s, BUT only because I’m a cheap Jew and refuse to pay Jack-in-the-Crack $1.69 for a small soda. Here it’s $.99 Cents for a giant one.