(the person who had to clean this up was probably hurt in the making of this photo)
There is a pet Halloween costume party/contest tonight at Kong’s Pets, 6322 Atlantic Ave.
Bell CA 90201. Your dressed-up animal best friend can win you some good stuff! 5PM. And I’ll be there for sex in the bathroom, of course.
PS: I heard that Christi Metroploe is bringing her garage full of cats and coming as a fat hoarder. Oh wait… That’s not a costume. @StrayCat @StrayCatAlliance