So I’m watching this movie on the iPad while laying in bed (not naked, sadly). Anyway, the girl asks the guy to see his phone, and he responds “are you serious?” And then Siri opens up on my iPad and says “hey Virgo how can I help you?”
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And this is why I hate seeing the Doctor (and Dentist!): I just got told I need to have a mammogram- I’m not even kidding. The Doctor thinks I may have Breast Cancer. WTF? And since we’re not there yet let me just make a joke: How the f*ck are they gonna get my perfect 38 B’s into the t*t-squishing thing??
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