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June 2015

LAX

I don’t know if Airport police find me attractive or what… But this is the second time I’ve been stopped at LAX and harassed by their fake police. The one guy actually had the nerve to school me on the types of terrorism that are going on right now in our country. And then he questioned me about why there is no license plates on my car. My brand-new car. My brand-new car that, like every other brand-new car, won’t have license plates for a few months. I honestly felt like, just for a second, telling him to eat my d*ck.

I will never have sex with a cop. Again. Yesterday.

Gone Grindr Gone

Please don’t be mad at me, but I deleted grindrr from my devices. But wait – don’t write me off just yet! I have about 200 screenshots that I can still post. but let’s make an agreement: once they’ve been posted and you enjoy the h*ll out of each and every one of them, you guys don’t complain that I don’t post grinder screenshots anymore. Having that app and spending time on it on my devices hurts my soul a little bit. It makes me scared inside for the actual dating population. You wouldn’t want me to keep hurting my soul would you? Wouldn’t you rather me hurt your colons? All of your colons?