Hey B*tches & Wh*res! I’m going to be on the News tonight! Channel 2, CBS Los Angeles at 6PM. I’ll be famous for about 7 seconds. After that I will spiral into a life full of drugs and disappointment. But either way watch the fucking News tonight! @JeffNguyen
So we’re watching Jurassic World, me and my cat… And we’re at the part where the hot guy & the hot girl are in the old garage hiding behind the front of the jeep… And then that crazy hybrid man-made dinosaur thing comes crashing through the roof- and my cat literally jumped off my lap and runs. He happened to be watching the screen when it happened which makes it even more funny. The sound and the screen scared my pussy.