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April 2016

Palihouse or Flex

So I just got invited out on a date for tomorrow night. My choices were to join at a birthday gathering at a place called Palihouse or to meet up later for coffee at a place called Flex. I had never heard of either of them so I told perspective blind date to give me two minutes while I googled/yelped each one. I googled, I yelped. And then texted back saying that Palihouse is actually beautiful. And of course I asked if the friends that were having a birthday party there were from out of town because it’s also gorgeous hotel, not just a gorgeous restaurant. Then I googled/yelped Flex. Huge mistake. Huge. I’ve now lost my appetite. Are there places still like this in operation? And you know what – the fact that somebody would give me a choice between a really beautiful restaurant and a dank and dark sex club/spa/leather place/I don’t know what, makes this person pretty askew. So after reviewing both places on Google and Yelp, My choice: Neither. I don’t want to go out with somebody who offered to take me for “coffee” at a g*ddamn f*cking sex club. What in the world are people thinking? I have a super open mind with no judgments, however this is dating. Not porn hub. And yes. I know what porn hub is. 99% of my single friends visit porn hub on a nightly basis. Let’s just say I like to be informed. Let’s also just say they failed to tell me what the f*ck Flex was. And now I feel stupid. The end.