I’m leaving my almost new job 45 minutes early because of a ponging headache. I’m taking a Lyft home. My headache is so annoying that I don’t even think I’m going to offer the driver oral sex.
I love taking the bus around San Francisco, it’s so liberating. But when there’s an accident, a bus that was supposed to be here an hour ago is still on the other side of the bay. The ETA’s keep rolling up to “59” and then starting again at “17”. Me so sad. No sex on the bus today. It’ll be too crowded. Too many eyes. Not enough room for position 115.
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