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November 2016

Open letter to @Lyft

Dear Lyft,

Please please please do not change your  branding. No one minded that you went from the big fuzzy pink car ‘stash to the small plastic glowing dash ‘stash. We loved it. Nor Do we mind the Lyft tags on the front & backs of our drivers’ cars. I love driving in cars  when the glorious driver is all lit up with all of his/her Lyft  branding. I love it personally. Myself and so many others think the mustache should stay. It’s one of those iconic things. There’s no reason to try to be a more mature driving experience. That’s why people hate about Uber. You are perfect just the way you are!

 

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Best Xmas ideas

Amazon is having huge sales, and as a Jew, I’m obligated to show you some of the stuff I love.  These are the best gag-gifts!!

If you don’t have #AmazonPrime then you’re a dumb d*ck.

 

This is a poop-dispencing reindeer. It only poops jellybeans. Too bad…

I had one of these for 15 years until the remote broke. Worst day of my life.

Thye have a twin-pack offer?? That’s awesome! No but really, you spray this and it could clear a room. Perfection!

Nicole Scherzinger

How is it that @NicoleScherzinger isn’t making AMAZING music? That b*tch has a #KillerVoice and she should be recording and releasing awesome pop music or dance music. Or any music. She can sing anything. I think it was a mistake for her to do R&B or even be in the @PussyCatDolls. She should have been a solo act. Can sing with incredible range, dance her *ss off and has a killer body. I could stare at her all day. H*ll, I want to BE her all day.