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December 2016

The trending Facebook questionnaire

I refused to do this, but then after waking from a bad dream, I was a’scared to go back to sleep. So I did it. And I added my own new question at the end. Please tag me or hashtag me #VocalVirgo after you complete yours. I want to see if you’re bigger losers than me.

 

Piercing………………….0
Proposals……………….1
Tattoos…………………..0
Children………………….0
Step kids………………..0
Surgeries………………..0
Shot a gun………………Never. And never will.
Quit a job………………..Yep, without a next one already lined up… I’m an idiot
Flown on a plane………Yes BUT not in years and years and never again.
100+miles in a car…….Yes. I did 900+ in one day. Oh. I think this means speed. Um, 101 MPH, 1991 Ford Escort GT and 102 MPH 2000 VW Golf TDI. I guess I have to do 103 MPH in my latest ride…
Hit a deer………………..Yes. I was beside myself. The police came and shot her. Terrible memory. It’s why I’ve never shot a gun.
Zip Lining ……………….Get bent. I’m not crazy.
Cried over someone…Yes. Didn’t deserve my tears.
Fallen in love……………Yes. Didn’t deserve that either.
Watched someone give birth…Gross. I’ve helped animals plenty of times, just no need to see human ladies do it.
Watched someone die…Pass
Been to Canada……….Yes
Rode in an ambulance…Yes
Visited Las Vegas…….Yes
Sang karaoke…………..Yep
Been downhill skiing…As a kid in tie-up skis.
Rode on a motorcycle…Duh. I’ve had 4. Latest one is the best. F*cking sexy as H*ll to look at and ride. (And be seen riding!)
Rode on a horse……….Yes. Wonderful. Animals treated well ride happy and proud.
Stayed in a hospital…..Most of my childhood.
Donated blood………….Can’t. Syncope Syndrome. Plus I’m gay and I’m not allowed.
Rode in the back of a police car…Yes. 10 arrests (the last being in the front seat however, with no cuffs). I had a GREAT childhood, lol.
Sex in the back of a car…Backseat, front-seat, over the hood. (Yes, I added that question because I’m a troublemaker). šŸ™‚

*Hold your finger down and select copy… Then go into your own status and paste. Change the answers to your own. No lying. Liars!

 

Celebs dropping like flies…

Carrie Fisher, Zsa Zsa Gabor, George Michal, Prince, Whitney Houston, Michael Jackson… Who am I missing? A lot probably.

Let me tell you- All of these folks were hammered socially and publicly at some point or for a long span of time during their lives. We treated them like sh*t, is what I’m trying to say. But then they pass away and their first album from the 80’s tops the charts. TheirĀ most famous film is 1/2 price on Google Play. We are truly a bunch of *ssholes to each other.

 

Betty White

 

Carrie Fisher

 

Michael Jackson

 

 

Zsa Zsa Gabor

 

George Michael

 

Joan Rivers

 

Whitney Houston

 

Prince

@GeogeMichael

I’m looking for a George Michael look-alike to meet me in a public restroom and re-create the scandal and the subsequent arrest. It would really get me off. I’m super hard just typing out this request. Ā What you will get in return is an accusation of you being a filthy-dirty cop who wanted it.

Please don’t call or text. Don’t send any pictures. I want this to be totally anonymous.