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March 2017

My doctor is about to feel me up.

I’m having a breast exam. Seriously. Anyway, my doctor is going to ask me to either take off my shirt or unzip my hoodie so she can access my supple breasts. So I’m not sure which one of these two to go with –

” Dr.! You know I already have a boyfriend!”

or

“Dr…  I wore this exact outfit because I knew this moment would come.”

Which one should I go with?