Some people want to know what I look like first thing in the morning. Others want to know what I look like when I’m peeing. Here’s a combination of both while freezing cold in the middle of the wet woods. #IHaven’tBeenThisColdSinceTheLastTimeIHadSexWithMyEx-boyfriend
I’m in the middle of the woods on an incredibly dirt road and it’s raining. I’m hiking with the rats in my knapsack. Does the #VanLife get better than this? Oh, yes it does: There is cell service up here so I’m going to fall asleep to Amazon Prime Video!
He also called me a queer, a faggot, and told me he would spend the rest of his life hunting me down to kill me. Facebook doesn’t see this as a serious threat. Therefore, I must make fun of it. 🙂
I wanna help you advertise this, but the holiday is called “Labor Day Weekend” and your coupon has a typo. I’m assuming you didn’t mean it to be “LABORYAY”. Someone needs to be slapped over there. 🙂