Thank you, Logan Paul (@LoganPaul). You did me from behind and I didn’t even know you were there. @YouTube took down 16 of my funniest videos because of new guidelines they have implemented- apparently because of you. Don’t misunderstand, I just looked you up to see who you are and what the fuck you did to influence @Google ‘s rules and guidelines. And I think you’re OK. I’ve never seen any of your videos, or any of your social media for that matter, but props to you for going too far. I’ve been doing it for years. Most people love me for it, some hate my gorgeous guts for it. But with that said, 16 of my videos are gone along with the millions of views and comments. You suck- but in the best way. #NeverBackDown
No, but seriously, you owe me 16 YouTube videos. I would take sex as payment, but… no, wait… I’ll take the sex. Thank you in advance.
Just woke up. Last night I was part of the huge @jtimberlake background singers ensemble. I’m tired. My voice is tired. I’m partied out. Glad to be home. @VirgoDegan #SuperBowlHalftimeShow
Shelly! (Shut up @jerryblank).
The one in the foreground is the first Chrysler minivan ever. The one in the background is the latest iteration, the Chrysler Pacifica. It’s random to see both of them parked next to each other in a parking lot.