Aaaaand I just full on ejaculated #AppleWatch

I’m only halfway through the #AppleWatch film, and I’ve already c*m in my pants. Twice.
I haven’t worn a watch, or any jewelry for that matter, in almost 20 years… However, I may consider slapping one of these on. Good this my d*ck is big & thick because Apple Watch can double as my c*ck-ring on those nights when I Go-Go Dance.

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