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WTF is up with iTunes Match?

iTunes Match Matched 4 tracks that aren’t even in the iTunes Store….  2 Garth Brooks songs that are on an album not sold here in the U.S. (and the rest of that album was “Uploaded”), and 2 other random songs without song title/album title info. I noticed one of them had the lower-cased title still appearing on it, even after I downloaded the “Matched” song. So I checked, and nope, that track isn’t in the iTunes Store either. So what downloaded? Nothing. It was the same exact track, shitty sound, 2 skips in it and cut off at the end. But yet I saw it downloading from the iTunes store when I clicked “Download” within Match. And it shows as a Matched song and 256AAC. So WTF? Anyone else have this happen? I wonder how many tracks we thought were matched but are still the sh*tty quality tracks we stole off the internet years ago……

(no one was hurt, bla bla bla…..)

Sh*t Update!

You know those little packets of cheese dipper thingies from the 99 cent Store? Well, I found a single package last night during my Midnight rummage through the kitchen cabinets. I opened it, dipped the 6 little breadsticks into the cheese (1 at a time, I’m not a greedy f*ckin’ pig), and ate them. About 15 minutes later, the farting began. And they stunk. Now, it’s the next afternoon and my sh*t is all pasty and smells oh-so-bad. And it looks like chocolate frosting. It does.
Anyway, that’s it. Just wanted to share what makes my sh*t stink.

(my nose was bothered in the making of this sh*t… I mean taking of this photo)

Looking for a bl*wjob?

Ya’ f*cking perverts, I knew you would come lookie if I posted that title. Predictable.

Anyway, I just wanted to say Goodnight to you all and I hope you all sleep well. Tomorrow I’ll try and come back and post some more sh*t to get you through the work day. And remember, if someone is pissing you off at work or giving you a hard time, just picture me nailing them from behind and making faces. Because I’m there for you. I am. I am there, behind someone you hate, pumping a lo*d of my spermies into them because you want me to. I’m your f*cking hero and you know it.
Goodnight Wh*res!!
(it doesn’t take much to see who got hurt in the making of this photo…)