If someone presented you with this photo and asked of you the challenge question: “What is wrong with this picture?”, what would your answer be?
Mine would be “Nothing!!!” Yaaaaaaaaaah! Happy Cheer!
I love my life.
Yet another video that is self explanatory.
Look, I like everyone, and everyone knows that. But I LOVE making fun of everyone too! It’s my life’s goal to make everyone laugh at themselves, me and you :).
This was one of the more funner message exchanges I had on Facebook… you know, before they closed my 4th account. Have I shared with everyone how much Facebook can suck on my b*llsack?
Let’s just get down to it- I’m in need of some *ss. I have different requirements/standards for chicks, dudes and smaller farm animals. Inquire within. I know you want to offer up some, because you are all……. yep, you guessed it: Filthy F*cking Wh*res. Aaaaand You’re Welcome!
Last night I went to get a salad at my favorite restaurant, Mikke-Dee’s. I was asked if I wanted to try the new Chicken McBites. I’m not an easy sell. But the chick in the window said “They’re way better than the chicken McNuggets!” I felt a fight coming on. Instead of kicking her *ss, I decided to just make a liar out if her. I bought them and merrily drove home. Fast forward 20 minutes and I’m practically j*rking *ff to this explosion of new found goodness that was in my mouth! I don’t know that chicks name, but I thank her. And hey, the little box container thingie that they come in flips its top to hold the dipping sauce thing!! I totally found love!
PS: I’m sh*tting them out right now and the logs are happy logs. My *ss agrees with the tasty little f*ckers.
If you are reading this before or just after a meal, or you were out drinking and are trashed, ‘prolly best if you wait until tomorrow to watch the video.