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Cursing & The Bible. (And here comes the hate-mail).

Someone just messaged me and asked me why, if I’m not bound by FB’s ridiculous rules, am I still editing my f*cking blogs and manually silencing-out my words on video…. I guess it’s because I like to keep text life and video life in sync. <——–Kidding. Actually, I started doing that 15 years ago when my Niece was born, so that by the time she was old enough to understand words, I’d be f*cking good at not swearing in front of her (meanwhile, my Sister talks like a filthy slut in front of her… it’s true…… and she is). And then, in videos I knew I’d send to my Mom for the family I would purposely do the same. It got to be where I didn’t have to think about it, I just automatically did it (kinda’ like straightening out my thick (he he, I said “thick”) Jersey accent. I’d have to be drunk to do either, and I don’t drink, so they are a sure-thing (kind of like all of your Mothers).
Swearing like crazy the other day in the video blog just kind of felt wrong. It felt almost unnatural, as fun as it was. So, enjoy that one, because I won’t say bad words anymore. It’s just as sinful as homosexuality and eating shrimps or crabs or whatever the Hell the Bible says is wrong. So, No more swearing. You’re just going to have to call me on the phone if you want to hear me swear. Being the “Self-(Bleeping) B*stard” doesn’t work over the phone, it just makes it sound like I’m on AT&T. That’s right- I said it. AT&T sucks my nut-sack. <——- I didn’t asterisk out that because really, there’s no bad words in that…..
Speaking of the Bible, does anyone really read that POS? It was hands down the worst AND funniest book I’ve ever read. Seriously- if you all want a good laugh, read “The Way”. Cracked. Us. Up. (and by “us” I mean the girl I was sinning with at the time. We took a break from 4 different sins to read some of it. Hilarious.

Scam Mail never felt so good.

So, here’s a fun share…. I don’t know if any of you got that email about doing surveys on things that you do/like/engage in (example… for me I was hoping I could rate my local bath house…) but I got one to rate my bank. I was all over that sh*t ’cause my bank sucks big huge smelly b*lls. So, I sign up and a week later I get this letter and check in the mail. It was obviously a scam, but I was more upset because the opportunity to trash my bank was lost. Anyway, for the next few weeks I kept getting harassing emails about how I had deposited the check and hadn’t transferred funds back to them and I was stealing (it wasn’t a real check, obviously I wasn’t stealing anything), and how I was going to go to jail. It was pretty fun/funny actually. Then I sent this one little email back to them and all the emails stopped. I ruined a good thing…. their emails were entertaining.
Anyway, here are some pictures.

Dumb B*tch Park Job

I’m sorry, I know I said I’m not a complainer, but I found this video that I wanted to post on Facebook a while back, but they were giving me trouble about the content I posted at the time, so I never did. And since Google encourages its Bloggers to be themselves (huge mistake Google, *huge*…) I thought I’d post it now. It’s just a funny example of stupid people. God I love stupid people.

(No cars were harmed in the making of this video.)