We’re more than halfway into the New Year and this lovely family makes their neighborhood look like the carnival is in town. Take down your lights, or next time I drive by I’m gonna pull a bulb from somewhere deep in the middle and it’ll take you until 2015 to find it.
How could I forget to link to this video? It has sh*t AND children!!
I made the most yummiest cheese ravioli and cause last night and I am paying for it today with heavy farting. Surprisingly there is no odor accompanying what sounds like the horn section of a Hollywood Bowl show. And don’t get me started on how much louder my farts are when my *ss is shaved. Then it sounds like tubas- all tubas in the horn section, folks.
Lady Vajayjay so coming to our offices for our first ever “Sitting In for VocalVirgo” segment. Hopefully, if this goes well, and she doesn’t f*ck this up, we’ll have many more! Tonight’s segment will go up later on this evening.
See Ya later, Wh*res!
This title really does say it all. Why does that happen? I want an actual medical explanation as to why, rolling into my 10-12 minute time on the toilet my BM has gone from solid and respectable- impressive even, to mushy and not fun to wipe up after, to liquid (first just falling, then more power driven.. let’s say “rocket-like” or “explosive”). I’d really like to know why this happens? Is it the cheese ravioli from last night- or the fact that I stole them from my friend’s fridge (I really did) and I’m being punished for stealing…?
I’m still pooping. It’s been 15 minutes. And it smells in here.