Oral for whomever can guess the name of the person those boobies belong to. The oral will be subpar, because I’m lazy.
You know those little packets of cheese dipper thingies from the 99 cent Store? Well, I found a single package last night during my Midnight rummage through the kitchen cabinets. I opened it, dipped the 6 little breadsticks into the cheese (1 at a time, I’m not a greedy f*ckin’ pig), and ate them. About 15 minutes later, the farting began. And they stunk. Now, it’s the next afternoon and my sh*t is all pasty and smells oh-so-bad. And it looks like chocolate frosting. It does.
Anyway, that’s it. Just wanted to share what makes my sh*t stink.
Ya’ f*cking perverts, I knew you would come lookie if I posted that title. Predictable.
But I guess not anymore if you are reading this on Twitter… so… never mind.
PS: I like how they tried to cover up a server crash/fail/whatever to “scheduled maintenance”, lol. It took 20 minutes for them to get the “maintenance” page up. Why can’t people/companies just admit when they’re having an issue instead of trying to keep up appearances? I’ll never understand this.
PPS: I’m still horny.