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My heart hurts for this poor iPhone 4S…

This nice lady is replacing her new iPhone 4S on the right with the *brand* new iPhone on the left, here at the Apple Store. And for good reason: it took a drop down 2 flights of concrete stairs. Ouch to the poor iPhone and ouch to her wallet. She has to pay full price for the new f*cker, to the tune of $700! My *ss aches just thinking about it. It also aches for other reasons as well. I let you perverted wh*res ponder that one.

(only 1 iPhone was hurt before the taking of this photo)

Netflix Bugs bite me in the *ss.

It’s bad enough Netflix raised their prices, launched a new DVD renting company to separate themselves from their own streaming service (which crashed and burned in less than a month before even launching), but the bugs, stalling and errors customers get kinda’ sucks. And if you call to complain they will give you 7% off your next bill. Consumer Fail.
PS, If anyone can tell me what show this is, based on what you can see, I’ll give you some oral. Mediocre oral, but still…
(only one viewer was hurt in the taking of this picture: ME, because I couldn’t see the show due to this weird black box on the TV screen.)

Poor Pastor Brad Rice

I couldn’t help it. His Facebook profile was just there staring me in the face. He had made fun comments to my posts, followed me, stalked me, s*cked me in a public bathroom…. OK, none of that is true, but he was laughing at my Status Updates and egging me on. So, I did what any (ab)normal person would do….. I posted on his Wall.
PS, he really was a good sport about it. I even talked to him on the tele and he was completely un-offended. Too bad. I tried.

(only 1 Pastor was embarrassed in the posting of this)