2:59.58 A.M.: Fast asleep and probably having a sex dream.
3:00 A.M.: *BEEP!*
3:00.20 A.M.: “*BEEP!*
3:00.21 A.M. Me: “What the f*ck is that?” 26 looks at me like “I don’t know, Daddy, but it’s annoying the f*ck outta’ me too.”
3:00.40 A.M. *BEEP*
I can’t believe that I can sleep through a double-stacked freight rain driving by (and it’s really loud with all that damn honking they do) but this little warning beep from the smoke alarm woke me out of a dead sleep.
F*ck 9V batteries.
There. I feel better now.