Bossa Nova & Cake Farts

I had dinner with two huge homosexuals tonight at a classy joint called Bossa Nova. There was a lovely couple behind us having what seemed like their first date. Between sexually harassing the wait staff and talking smut with the gays, I was entertained. But then, the gayer one of the two sh*t-stuffers gives me a video to watch on his iPhone while his sodomizer video’d my reaction. This video was called “cakefarts” and it was absolutely f*cking hilarious! God bless the low-life who came up with this. I laugh my silly little *ss off, and the poor couple behind us could see and hear everything that was coming out of that iPhone. They looked upset and mortified.

It was totally worth it.

(no one was injured in the making of this video… except the lovely couple behind us who heard *ss-sound coming from the iPhone. hope it made for a memorable first date!)


  • Anonymous

    July 30, 2012

    what the hell is wrong with you? your posts are SO funny!! are you like this in real life? do you like girls? if so, i must meet you. and yes, i'll let you fell my boobs.

  • VocalVirgo

    July 30, 2012

    All I got from that was "I'll let you feel my boobs".


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