I had dinner with two huge homosexuals tonight at a classy joint called Bossa Nova. There was a lovely couple behind us having what seemed like their first date. Between sexually harassing the wait staff and talking smut with the gays, I was entertained. But then, the gayer one of the two sh*t-stuffers gives me a video to watch on his iPhone while his sodomizer video’d my reaction. This video was called “cakefarts” and it was absolutely f*cking hilarious! God bless the low-life who came up with this. I laugh my silly little *ss off, and the poor couple behind us could see and hear everything that was coming out of that iPhone. They looked upset and mortified.
It was totally worth it.