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Visiting the parents.

I’m not done driving all over the country in my unfinished van yet. But I got to my parents house last night on the East Coast.

By 11 AM this morning my Ma has called me a “jack*ss”, “crazy” and begged me to get in the shower and “do something about that hair”. Then she said I looked like I combed my hair with a blender. I then took a selfie with her and the hair she made fun of. Now I’m pooping.

I’ll take that shower and do something about this hair, but I swear to god- it’s so good to be home.

At least she made a killer pisghetti last night.

 

Me with bad hair on my Mom’s toilet. Maybe next time she’ll think twice…

I see White People

I am in North Dakota. I have not seen a black person in at least 1200 miles. I haven’t seen a Mexican or an Asian either.  Nothing but white. So when I got to this RV park and I asked the lady at the desk with the deal was with the lack of color in this part of the country and her response was “It’s not like we don’t like them,  there just aren’t any that live in these parts.”

Gee, maybe it’s all the confederate flags I’ve seen over the last few days.

White Profiling

So I just walked into a CVS, and I guess because of the way I’m dressed, they called security on me. “Security dial 000, Security 000 right away please.”  That’s what I heard about 15 seconds after walking in. And now there’s a dude following me. So I’m gonna put a small box of tampons in my pocket WHILE HE WATCHES and then smile. 😄

 

#TwitterWarZone

@Twitter has become a place for people to bash each other. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, but geez, doesn’t @realDonaldTrump have a new job now that requires his TIME and ATTENTION? Why is this f*cker on Twitter fighting like a schoolgirl with anybody who disagrees with his “policy”. I mean, His policy is to treat women, any brown or dark brown persons, the gays, and as stated above, anyone who disagrees with him, no matter who or what they are- like crap.

If he is going to pull a #MuslimBan on our fellow humans, can’t we put a #TwitterBan on him?

Hey! You! Trump! You’re a 70 year old man who somehow became the President of the United States. Why don’t you put down your Moto X and stop Tweeting #Hate and your own brand of #Negativity and just try to pretend to do your job and f*ck up this country…?

He is right about one thing. His Daughter is HOT. I wanna grab her by the p*ssy. #GrabEmByThePussy Wait… which daughter was it?