This episode was 100% back to back inappropriate jokes, farts and sexual innuendos. It was the kind of television programming that you can masturbate to. And so I did. #Horny
So I just walked into a CVS, and I guess because of the way I’m dressed, they called security on me. “Security dial 000, Security 000 right away please.” That’s what I heard about 15 seconds after walking in. And now there’s a dude following me. So I’m gonna put a small box of tampons in my pocket WHILE HE WATCHES and then smile. 😄
@Twitter has become a place for people to bash each other. I’m not saying that’s a bad thing, but geez, doesn’t @realDonaldTrump have a new job now that requires his TIME and ATTENTION? Why is this f*cker on Twitter fighting like a schoolgirl with anybody who disagrees with his “policy”. I mean, His policy is to treat women, any brown or dark brown persons, the gays, and as stated above, anyone who disagrees with him, no matter who or what they are- like crap.
If he is going to pull a #MuslimBan on our fellow humans, can’t we put a #TwitterBan on him?
Hey! You! Trump! You’re a 70 year old man who somehow became the President of the United States. Why don’t you put down your Moto X and stop Tweeting #Hate and your own brand of #Negativity and just try to pretend to do your job and f*ck up this country…?
He is right about one thing. His Daughter is HOT. I wanna grab her by the p*ssy. #GrabEmByThePussy Wait… which daughter was it?
I hope everyone will stop using @Uber until they stop supporting at @realDonaldTrump idiotic new I could’ve order on immigration. I find it odd that #Uber of all people and companies, would support him considering 80% of their drivers are immigrants. Curiously, a large percentage of those immigrants are from the nations that our lovely Donald Trump has banned from immigrating from- starting now.
I just saw the ridiculous interview on @TheView. I have no idea who she is (except for the @WendyWilliams and @Bathany talk shows) and she is just a mean and #Rude b*tch. She’s not “empowered”, she’s just a b*tch. All 3 times I’ve seen this lady she was really rude to her hosts.
On the #Upside, she makes me want to grow up to be a much better #BlackWoman than she is.
Wait, how did these people get into the f*cking #WhiteHouse? America: What have less than 1/2 of you done? #Consequences @Sunny Hostin @JoyBehar
Holy sh*t! Am I the only one who missed this until just now? I literally have an erection. I’m so hard it hurts. Damn. #AshleyJudd