Browse Category

Boobies!

Gay Bachelor vs. Gay Singled Out

Why is @ABC bragging about having the first same sex couple reality show with the bachelor? I was in the first same-sex reality show- MTV’s “Singled Out” in 1996. The episode aired once at a later time slot, and has never ever re-run. Which is sad. But ABC is not doing the first  same sex dating/couples/reality show episode. It was already done 23 years ago. Duh.

And yes, I know there was another gay episode… That one you can find on YouTube. But the one we did that taped and aired first, was the first one.  I don’t know why MTV never released that video. It’s two gay guys and then two lesbians In 1 episode.

One last YouTube slam.

Hey @YouTube, why is it that I can’t use “colorful” language in my videos, but you’re running 2 min long ads from @DrSquatchSoapCo where he touches a mans penis with a stick, talks about sh*t, and goes on to about his balls, and more. Totally unfair. Funny as sh*t, but not fair.

 

One Last YouTube Slam.

Don’t Change for ANYBODY! #BeYou

Someone messaged me on Twitter today and told me that I am funnier than f*ck and should NOT change my “format” on my @YouTube channel just to please #MiddleAmerica. They went on to say that I am “refreshing & honest” no matter if I’m delivering my banter from a toilet or from my bed in my #VanLife van. Lots of people have said lots of things to me about my music, social media, living in a van etc; over the years, but his ending words of “DON’T CHANGE!” really struck a chord.

I’m not changing for anyone. Not my Christian neighbors who don’t like the f*g next door (Hey gurl, I’m talkin’ about ME!). Not YouTube so I can get my channel’s monetization turned back on (I’m not “family friendly”, duh). Nobody. I LOVE who I am, and if folks don’t like me, they can eat a d*ck (not mine, as it is already spoken for…).

So thank you random follower of my funny/inappropriate/honest social media… seriously, thank you.

Sexting with my Sister

I just sent this text to my Sister, (on purpose) who is recovering from surgery and I am her caretaker. But I wanted her to think it was an accident and that I meant to send the text to my boyfriend…

#CalledMyBluff

She knows me too well. My tricks are getting too old. But, it was fun anyway 🙂

BTW, her response was “LOL, I love you. You’re disgusting.“

 

Nothing wrong with some #SiblingSexting