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Gay Bachelor vs. Gay Singled Out

Why is @ABC bragging about having the first same sex couple reality show with the bachelor? I was in the first same-sex reality show- MTV’s “Singled Out” in 1996. The episode aired once at a later time slot, and has never ever re-run. Which is sad. But ABC is not doing the first  same sex dating/couples/reality show episode. It was already done 23 years ago. Duh.

And yes, I know there was another gay episode… That one you can find on YouTube. But the one we did that taped and aired first, was the first one.  I don’t know why MTV never released that video. It’s two gay guys and then two lesbians In 1 episode.

One last YouTube slam.

Hey @YouTube, why is it that I can’t use “colorful” language in my videos, but you’re running 2 min long ads from @DrSquatchSoapCo where he touches a mans penis with a stick, talks about sh*t, and goes on to about his balls, and more. Totally unfair. Funny as sh*t, but not fair.

 

One Last YouTube Slam.

Don’t Change for ANYBODY! #BeYou

Someone messaged me on Twitter today and told me that I am funnier than f*ck and should NOT change my “format” on my @YouTube channel just to please #MiddleAmerica. They went on to say that I am “refreshing & honest” no matter if I’m delivering my banter from a toilet or from my bed in my #VanLife van. Lots of people have said lots of things to me about my music, social media, living in a van etc; over the years, but his ending words of “DON’T CHANGE!” really struck a chord.

I’m not changing for anyone. Not my Christian neighbors who don’t like the f*g next door (Hey gurl, I’m talkin’ about ME!). Not YouTube so I can get my channel’s monetization turned back on (I’m not “family friendly”, duh). Nobody. I LOVE who I am, and if folks don’t like me, they can eat a d*ck (not mine, as it is already spoken for…).

So thank you random follower of my funny/inappropriate/honest social media… seriously, thank you.

3 MacBook Pro’s in 3 years. Not ok :-(

Heading to the Genius Bar appointment today and fingers crossed that they can somehow get the operating system back on my new computer. If not, sadly I am going to be leaving Apple and it’s ecosystem and other services. So is my family who we share the iCloud storage service, and other family members that we have the Apple Music subscription with. 3 dead computers in 3 years, just past their 1 year warranty is just too much. I can run ProTools or audacity on a high spec’d Chromebook via an emulator. And we are all looking forward to the excitement of getting Android phones.

@Apple- you better come through today…

Sexting with my Sister

I just sent this text to my Sister, (on purpose) who is recovering from surgery and I am her caretaker. But I wanted her to think it was an accident and that I meant to send the text to my boyfriend…

#CalledMyBluff

She knows me too well. My tricks are getting too old. But, it was fun anyway 🙂

BTW, her response was “LOL, I love you. You’re disgusting.“

 

Nothing wrong with some #SiblingSexting