I just wanted everyone to know that I am having a sexual relationship in my head with @TriggeredTro. His voice makes me wet in my backyard parts and I just got him instant followers. But seriously, the sex is amazing.
With all the sexual harassment going on… can I give a shout out to my topless dancer lady friends and my gay-guy go-go dancer friends? #TakeItOff #KnowWhenToSayNo
This video should explain everything that is wrong with me.
Do you remember the days when I just used to Vlog from the toilet, or talk about my dates/sex life, or write smutty stuff on my own bathroom walls? Those were the days. Well, they’re coming back! Like it or not they’re coming back from my almost finished #CamperVan! Now I’ll be on the road and doing my fun @YouTube videos from my (much, much smaller) camper bathroom!! Just like @WillAndGrace, everything should get a second run!!
I just heard about this guy Roy Moore in Alabama. I’m so excited. I think my boyfriend and I are going to move down to Alabama immediately, hopefully right next-door to him, and sodomize one another all over our lawn, in every room of the house with the curtains opened, possibly on the roof too… Pretty much anywhere he can get sight of us.
Oh my God I’m about to have so much sex. Thank you Roy Moore.
I felt like it was appropriate to share, considering my #Stalkers are super nosey and inappropriate.