I found this picture from on one of my last trips. It looked like pubic hair, but was growing on the side of a tree. What the heck is it?
I did not have morning sex today. Or yesterday. Or like, I dunno since when. So can someone PLEASE describe (details, details, details) what their last morning sex was like. Winner gets (as always) #Oral.
Please come to this page (which is linked on the top right of VocalVirgo.com) anytime you want to be amused by photos I can’t post on #Instagram. Updated often, offending more often.
For those of you, my #Stalkers, who have friends that love animals or love to camp/RV or love inappropriate humor or love the gays (and even the blacks) or love staying in shape… Please tell them to follow me on #SocialMedia. I will entertain them. And if I can’t do that, I promise to perform #Oral on them. Even the girl ones.
And here is a photo that will hopefully get you in trouble at work.
Which out of the following 3 photos, all dome by yours truly, would you #Stakers like this as a static background for this website…?
…or finally, this…?
@BookBub, which is a website I kind of like because they make suggestions on what they think I’d like… Today, they offered me this piece of magic. Now I’m not really sure if they know me at all. What kind of #gaypervert do they think I am? And I’m so insulted. How do they not know me any better…?
I already have this title!