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#DumbF*ck
A room with a view. #VanLife
A room with a view. Not so shabby. Too bad the back doors don’t open this time… As I have backed up against the trees too closely, LOL. #walmartparkinglot #vanlife #rvlifestyle #nomortgage
New York Taxi Parking.
Good to know NY #cabdrivers still park like *ssholes.
Sexting with my Sister
I just sent this text to my Sister, (on purpose) who is recovering from surgery and I am her caretaker. But I wanted her to think it was an accident and that I meant to send the text to my boyfriend…
#CalledMyBluff
She knows me too well. My tricks are getting too old. But, it was fun anyway 🙂
BTW, her response was “LOL, I love you. You’re disgusting.“
#PoopieText
7 days after major surgery, my sister finally had her first bowel movement. She was super happy to let us all know in a group text. #MyCrazyFamily #poop
Getting cyber bullied by a 12-year-old #Instagram
So this is a screenshot from a voicemail left on my Google Voice business account – by a 12-year-old boy (or maybe a girl?) on Instagram @life_is_funny_12 who thinks he/she is cyber bullying me, LOL. The voicemail is so freaking hilarious. I can’t tell if it’s a boy or a girl, but this child is too young to be on @Instagram AND could be my damn grandchild, LOL! #InternetDeathThreats #LongLiveTheInternet
*Who wants to hear it? 😉