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Real Quick: #TruckDriver side-swiped me on purpose and took off.

#HitandRun.For the *

For the *sshole in the semi (18 wheeler) who used his truck as a weapon against me yesterday on a Pennsylvania Highway: You, Sir, can suck my larger-than-average white d*ck. You could have killed me and other people on the road. Keeping my van down on all 4’s was only doable because I learned how to do so safely in a situation like that via a defensive driving course. The fact that I didn’t roll over was a godsend because I like my life. And my family loves me. And I have a boyfriend who loves me. And a cat that I adore and I believe he adores me back. And I have 2 pet rats (who were with me when you side-swiped me) and some turtles too. I LOVE my life and I think you did not care that what you did could have ended it. You are a scumbag of a human. And then you drove away. Didn’t think I’d be able to get back on the road and follow you until the police got there, huh? And you thought by exiting the highway and getting back on in different directions FOUR times- you would lose me? You’re dumb. Thanks to my evasive efforts my van was only cosmetically damaged and I was still able to follow your stupid *ss. To my delight, the Pennsylvania Police forced you to the shoulder (what were you thinking not stopping for them??!). And I was tickled even more when they got you out of your truck and cuffed and arrested your dumb *ss. That was very rewarding o see that. (You didn’t seem humiliated, which makes me think you’re #Pyscho). Hope you enjoyed your night in the #PigPen and I hope you felt the burn when you had to pay a HUGE amount for the Tow and the HUGE amount for the impound. Big Rig = Big money. And now, of course, you’re gonna haffa pony up for the damages to my vehicle. You. Are. F*cked. And you deserve all of it.

What you did was unbelievable, and worse yet, you had no remorse when the police asked you to explain.

See you in Court, #NutJob.


To my #Stalkers and #VocalVirgo’s reading this: I REALLY want to post the pictures and videos, but my Insurance Company said no-no. But I’m allowed to #Blog about it! :-). SERIOUSLY, this was an incredibly dangerous situation and it happened really fast. People could have been hurt or killed. This kind of sh*t is no joking matter. Don’t #RoadRage people no matter what they do or how they drive.

I’m glad to be safe, and back on the road headed home. Everyone drive careful. Keep your eyes on the road and hands off your phones. (Having your hands on your downstairs-parts is OK though.)


Moving to Alabama. #RoyMoore

I just heard about this guy Roy Moore in Alabama. I’m so excited. I think my boyfriend and I are going to move down to Alabama immediately, hopefully right next-door to him, and sodomize one another all over our lawn, in every room of the house  with the curtains opened, possibly on the roof too… Pretty much anywhere he can get sight of us.

Oh my God I’m about to have so much sex. Thank you Roy Moore.

@NextDoor is very flawed. #Homophobia

@NextDoor removed my account 2 weeks ago because a few homophobic people made unwarranted complaints about my use of the site. They were trolling and they were on a mission. Now, NextDoor has removed my boyfriend’s posts as well because many of us complained about the unfairness of the “NextDoor Police” (volunteer leads in the neighborhood who are given the authority to make high-level decisions on behalf of the service). NextDoor is not what you think. It SHOULD be what it states as its mission statement but falls short. The folks running the show offer no warning before deleting comments, posts, and accounts. There doesn’t seem to be a single monkey in the place trying to keep the social site FAIR. Kicking people off for being gay? Terminating user profiles for using swear words? Suspending users for politely speaking their minds in neighborhood threads? Ignoring racist comments towards other users? Not OK.
My boyfriend and I use this site/service mostly to HELP our community and people/animals in it. But because we’re gay (and I don’t lay down for rude remarks), we get a lot of hate messages and a lot of fake complaints. And NextDoor ignores the hate and homophobia- but acts on false complaints- with no warning.
This is a very unfair “system” (I use that term loosely as they don’t really have much structure to their “guidelines”. I used that term loosely too, lol). And it’s shocking that they would allow this to happen especially considering they are Silicon Valley Startup.

Nevermind the homophobes and racists, Shame on you NextDoor for allowing this. Shame on you.

I’m sure the boyfriend’s account will be deleted just for posting a very similar, yet very true statement to the community on NextDoor.
One day they will get sued for discriminating/allowing discrimination towards some of their users. Shame on you @NextDoor.


I’d just like to say thanks to everyone who has followed this blog- through all its evolutions since I started it in 2003. As of Friday, September 8th 2017, has had 100,000,000 unique visitors! That’s a great feeling for a non-celebrity, irrelevant guy like me ;-)! Thanks!

I hope to keep evolving and be given the opportunity to keep sharing and entertaining!


With Love, @VocalVirgo

Composting Toilet. #VanLife

May I just say that it has been a joy to take a cr*p twice a day in a @LuggableLoo in the van during this road trip. I feel like this is a feeling I want to share with you idiots, because you have no life, and I cover my poo with shavings. Like a cat. Sort of.

Is it wrong that I enjoy crapping in a bucket? Meh.