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Naps and #SexDreams

I slept all afternoon and I had 2 sets of sex dreams. The first was with some random guy. And then still in my first dream I was having sex with some chick I had never met before, but I was completely willing to get her pregnant just for the sake of sex. OK, and then the second dream was this really long played out “lifestyle” dream and I was living with Ben Patrick Johnson @BenPatrick90069, and it was just so weird. He was spooning me but I super duper wanted him to fork me. And in the middle of the night I got up out of his bed and I played with his Great Dane and his rabbit who were sleeping on the same dog bed, but the dog bed was up on top of the dresser which made no sense. Anyway, I didn’t have sex in any of the dreams. Even in my sex dreams I can’t get laid!