Someone messaged me on Twitter today and told me that I am funnier than f*ck and should NOT change my “format” on my @YouTube channel just to please #MiddleAmerica. They went on to say that I am “refreshing & honest” no matter if I’m delivering my banter from a toilet or from my bed in my #VanLife van. Lots of people have said lots of things to me about my music, social media, living in a van etc; over the years, but his ending words of “DON’T CHANGE!” really struck a chord.
I’m not changing for anyone. Not my Christian neighbors who don’t like the f*g next door (Hey gurl, I’m talkin’ about ME!). Not YouTube so I can get my channel’s monetization turned back on (I’m not “family friendly”, duh). Nobody. I LOVE who I am, and if folks don’t like me, they can eat a d*ck (not mine, as it is already spoken for…).
So thank you random follower of my funny/inappropriate/honest social media… seriously, thank you.
My *sshole friends took me to dinner when I was visiting after the start of my #FullTimeRVLife, but only with the agreement that I would let them videotape me reacting to a short video and that I wouldn’t shut it off before it was done. The restaurant was crowded so I didn’t think it would be so bad. So I was looking forward to an easy & free dinner for me. But my friends are *ssholes, and the speaker on the phone I was watching the video on was pretty loud. Everyone eating on the outside patio with us heard the video.
And I wouldn’t change a godd*med thing about this, lol. Best reaction video ever.
Kathy Griffin is awesome for her rant video. She has bigger balls than most straight men I know. She is funnier than sh*t. She posed with that stupid Trump mask and I think people got a little carried away. Her shows shouldn’t have been canceled, and her fans shouldn’t have been denied the shows they had paid to go see. Media outlets- not social media like nobodies like mine, but the real legit news and gossip sites/shows, went crazy on her. They kind of went after her. People she has known for years, friends, colleagues, employees, employers- just dropped her and walked away. Why? It was just a f*cking picture. @Madonna put out a whole book of herself naked, and she barely got bashed for it. Didn’t she also “threaten” to shoot Trump? WHO CARES. None of this, Madonna’s or Kathy’s stuff was a serious threat.
I’ve met a few of the people Kathy talks about during her rant. I think she’s telling the truth.
Here’s the thing, my little horse & pony show VocalVirgo.com isn’t just a website about my RV adventures. Or about the animal rescue I throw myself in. Or about my HILLARIOUS random rants about the sex I never had with those black guys. It’s about EVERYTHING. It’s a blog about my peculiar, kind of unconventional life in general. It’s about ALL those things and more. I have fans from the #VanLife world. And fans from the Animal Rescue community. Some fans follow my (f)art solely for the #PottyMouth and #ToiletHumor stuff. And of course, there are those fans that have 20/20 vision and are just here to stare at all my perfectly chiseled beauty. I don’t blame them. I’m looking into a gorgeous mirror right now. BUT the one subject I don’t do (aside from jokes) is politics. I can’t stand them, I’m dumb about them (just like Trump) and I couldn’t be less interested. SO, politics aside: Kathy Griffin did good. And I think she’s being persecuted unfairly. We want her to come back so we can hear more p*ssy jokes and to hear her make fun of celebrities and clueless people and invade the gays personal lives. Oh how I miss her invading me…
Anyway- That’s my thoughts on Kathy Griffin. From my #VanLife. With my cat, 2 rats, 2 turtles and this cute little underage Mexican girl I picked up crossing the border. I give it a day in the Van with me before she’s begging to go back over the Wall that’s not there yet. I won’t understand what she’s saying during her pleas, of course, because I don’t understand Mexican, but I’ll get the gist. <— Did I spell that right?
Do you remember the days when I just used to Vlog from the toilet, or talk about my dates/sex life, or write smutty stuff on my own bathroom walls? Those were the days. Well, they’re coming back! Like it or not they’re coming back from my almost finished #CamperVan! Now I’ll be on the road and doing my fun @YouTube videos from my (much, much smaller) camper bathroom!! Just like @WillAndGrace, everything should get a second run!!