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Sh*tting in a Van

I’m just going to get to it. I am sitting on a @LuggableLoo, in my unfinished #CamperVan- taking a sh*t. I have never. But it’s not so bad. It’s a little awkward of a feeling because I can’t move around too much because it could tip over with me in it. Oh god, could you imagine if an almost full #CompostingToilet fell over in your van!!? Oh god, scary. I swear I’m just trying to keep it 100 % real, because this is the kind of stuff I couldn’t find on the Internet. Anyway, when I’m done I’m going to cover it up with shavings, put the lid back down and pretend it never happened. And yes, I’m talking pictures. Hell, I might Periscope this. I’ll at least post photos on @Instagram tomorrow. When the shame falls away.

2017 Emmy nominations!

Everybody is so interested where the nominated actors were when they found out they were nominated. I don’t know why. But I’ll tell you anyway. I was going poop when I found out that I was nominated. Two  nominations . One for best lead male actor in a comedy/adult/porn roll and one for best lead female  playing opposite my male character. Yeah… so I was pooping.

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