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I just got blocked by a Jesus thumper on Periscope, LOL.

I just got blocked by a Jesus thumper on Periscope, LOL. All I did was tell her that the devil was inside me, and his name was Dick. I also did ask her who did her make up, and how long ago because it was pretty thick. I also may have reminded her that she was a white bleach blonde woman I needed to stop preaching like a middle-aged black pastor. Anyway, I have no idea why she blocked me. 🙂

And so it begins. Net Neutrality. RIP FOS.

Net Neutrality 2018

 

I don’t think this will happen. But it’s still creepy to think that some want this to happen. Think of all the Porn you will no longer to be able to search for and watch. Yeah, think about that, you horny f*ckers.

Talking to the guy who built my van!

Same old me, but I got the guy who built my van to do a “Sitting Down with VocalVirgo” chat about what it was like to build my van. This was fun. He used to do this in the 90’s and 00’s. Mine was the first van he’s done since, and now he wants to start doing them again because he’s a big supporter of the #VanLife.

The Kathy Griffin of today…

The Kathy Griffin of Today

Just my opinion:

Kathy Griffin is awesome for her rant video. She has bigger balls than most straight men I know. She is funnier than sh*t. She posed with that stupid Trump mask and I think people got a little carried away. Her shows shouldn’t have been canceled, and her fans shouldn’t have been denied the shows they had paid to go see. Media outlets- not social media like nobodies like mine, but the real legit news and gossip sites/shows, went crazy on her. They kind of went after her. People she has known for years, friends, colleagues, employees, employers- just dropped her and walked away. Why? It was just a f*cking picture. @Madonna put out a whole book of herself naked, and she barely got bashed for it. Didn’t she also “threaten” to shoot Trump? WHO CARES. None of this, Madonna’s or Kathy’s stuff was a serious threat.

I’ve met a few of the people Kathy talks about during her rant. I think she’s telling the truth.

Here’s the thing, my little horse & pony show VocalVirgo.com isn’t just a website about my RV adventures. Or about the animal rescue I throw myself in. Or about my HILLARIOUS random rants about the sex I never had with those black guys. It’s about EVERYTHING. It’s a blog about my peculiar, kind of unconventional life in general. It’s about ALL those things and more. I have fans from the #VanLife world. And fans from the Animal Rescue community. Some fans follow my (f)art solely for the #PottyMouth and #ToiletHumor stuff. And of course, there are those fans that have 20/20 vision and are just here to stare at all my perfectly chiseled beauty. I don’t blame them. I’m looking into a gorgeous mirror right now. BUT the one subject I don’t do (aside from jokes) is politics. I can’t stand them, I’m dumb about them (just like Trump) and I couldn’t be less interested. SO, politics aside: Kathy Griffin did good. And I think she’s being persecuted unfairly. We want her to come back so we can hear more p*ssy jokes and to hear her make fun of celebrities and clueless people and invade the gays personal lives. Oh how I miss her invading me…

Anyway- That’s my thoughts on Kathy Griffin. From my #VanLife. With my cat, 2 rats, 2 turtles and this cute little underage Mexican girl I picked up crossing the border. I give it a day in the Van with me before she’s begging to go back over the Wall that’s not there yet. I won’t understand what she’s saying during her pleas, of course, because I don’t understand Mexican, but I’ll get the gist. <— Did I spell that right?