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The Kathy Griffin of today…

The Kathy Griffin of Today

Just my opinion:

Kathy Griffin is awesome for her rant video. She has bigger balls than most straight men I know. She is funnier than sh*t. She posed with that stupid Trump mask and I think people got a little carried away. Her shows shouldn’t have been canceled, and her fans shouldn’t have been denied the shows they had paid to go see. Media outlets- not social media like nobodies like mine, but the real legit news and gossip sites/shows, went crazy on her. They kind of went after her. People she has known for years, friends, colleagues, employees, employers- just dropped her and walked away. Why? It was just a f*cking picture. @Madonna put out a whole book of herself naked, and she barely got bashed for it. Didn’t she also “threaten” to shoot Trump? WHO CARES. None of this, Madonna’s or Kathy’s stuff was a serious threat.

I’ve met a few of the people Kathy talks about during her rant. I think she’s telling the truth.

Here’s the thing, my little horse & pony show isn’t just a website about my RV adventures. Or about the animal rescue I throw myself in. Or about my HILLARIOUS random rants about the sex I never had with those black guys. It’s about EVERYTHING. It’s a blog about my peculiar, kind of unconventional life in general. It’s about ALL those things and more. I have fans from the #VanLife world. And fans from the Animal Rescue community. Some fans follow my (f)art solely for the #PottyMouth and #ToiletHumor stuff. And of course, there are those fans that have 20/20 vision and are just here to stare at all my perfectly chiseled beauty. I don’t blame them. I’m looking into a gorgeous mirror right now. BUT the one subject I don’t do (aside from jokes) is politics. I can’t stand them, I’m dumb about them (just like Trump) and I couldn’t be less interested. SO, politics aside: Kathy Griffin did good. And I think she’s being persecuted unfairly. We want her to come back so we can hear more p*ssy jokes and to hear her make fun of celebrities and clueless people and invade the gays personal lives. Oh how I miss her invading me…

Anyway- That’s my thoughts on Kathy Griffin. From my #VanLife. With my cat, 2 rats, 2 turtles and this cute little underage Mexican girl I picked up crossing the border. I give it a day in the Van with me before she’s begging to go back over the Wall that’s not there yet. I won’t understand what she’s saying during her pleas, of course, because I don’t understand Mexican, but I’ll get the gist. <— Did I spell that right?

Again with @TheDoctorLuke

We’ve been over this already. You’re a f*cking #Rapist. Why are you denying and suing when you know you’re a jerk, a talented one- but yet still a jerk. I met guys like you when I was up and coming and I always said no, would never do it, and that’s why I’m the nobody I am today. I was young and stupid but thank Jesus I at least knew better than to get involved in work and contracts with people like you. Yeah, I’m a nobody- but you’re a liar, pervert and rapist. Suing for defamation doesn’t change that. At all.

“I hope your soul is changing…” @KeshaRose


Social Media is getting out of hand.

The #Bullying is wow unbelievable. I just went to the top 10 websites that are either all about bullying (for the clicks) or that full-on allow it. Harsh man. Full-Grown adult people bullying like teenagers in the hallways in between classes. Crazy.

I’m Dumb, not Deaf.

So today I lost my voice. Woke up with a splitting headache and my ears were sore and my throat was killing me. I talked to the BF on the phone for an hour while I was driving the #VanLife van when it just hurt too much. 2 hours later, *poof!*, no more voice. (I’m sure that would make some of you happy, you f*ckers.) So I figured I’d just rest and let the Excedrin Migraine do its thing. Meanwhile, after leaving the @WalmartStores with said pills, I saw this amazing old motorhome parked next to me. Pictures were taken, but before I posted them to @Instagram, I wanted to find out exactly what it was. So, I preemptively typed out (on my phone) “This is beautiful, what is the year/make/model? What tranny? Also, your power cord is hanging down, just FYI.” So then I knocked on the door and this 50-something lady said “What?” in a not-so-friendly way. I waved, smiled and then pointed to my phone and put it up against the screen. She says “I can’t read that, what do you want?”. So I handed her the phone through the little slider that she had opened on the screen door. She looked surprised that I would pass her my phone. She read it and then said “Are you deaf or just dumb?” I shook my head kind of in disbelief that someone would be so insensitive, inconsiderate. But she took that as a “No, just dumb”, I guess, because then she said “Well good, at least you can hear me.” (Wow.) So then she asks her husband who answered everything and then she says “Yeah I know the cord is hanging out.” No “thank you”, no kindness in her anywhere. I signed to her “Thank You” in ASL, which I swear every hearing person knows for some reason and she said “Yeah, no problem. And you’re not the first to take pictures of it. I saw you out there taking pictures with your phone. I should delete them (she still had my phone) but since you can’t talk I guess you share stuff with your friends with pictures. Then she gave me my phone back. I smiled, signed “Thank You” again and then bent down and pet her little dog’s head through the screen door… you know, jail-style. When I was walking away I thought to myself what a b*tch that woman must be. She was nasty to a person she thought had a disability? I felt sorry for her.

Fast forward 2 hours later when I was at an Arby’s drive-thru. I realized I couldn’t place my order so I drove to the window and typed what I wanted to order. “The big-*ss roast beef with tomato and lettuce. I don’t know what it’s called… Thank You”. The lady read it and said, “OK hun, is there anything else?”. I shook my head “no” and she goes “Hold on a sec…”. Then she came back, told me how much it was and asked if I wanted Arby’s sauce and catsup. I held up my finger saying “1”. She goes “Of each or just the first one- Arby’s sauce…?”. I nodded to the “Just Arby’s sauce” option. She says “You got it, be right back.” When she came back she had an extra nice smile on her face and told me I was a cutie and to drive safe. I signed “Thank you.” and went to a shady spot to pig-out. When I was done being a #BigFatF*ckingPig, I saw there was something else in the bag. It was a cherry cheese yummy desert thingie. How damn sweet was that?! So, I grabbed one of the very cool folded thank you cards that my friend Kirby made for me (to write out and give to people I met along my travels to say thank you…) and I walked into Arby’s. The guy behind the counter gave me a pen and I slid the card up and wrote “Thank You so much. You are a very sweet person.” And I drew a heart. And then signed it “@VocalVirgo”. I handed it to the guy and pointed to the drive-thru window. He smiled and said “Sure thing.” And as I was walking away I heard him call out her name and say “That kid brought this in for you.” As I was walking back to the van I was hoping it would make her day as much as she made mine.

See, it took less effort for the lady at Arby’s to be amazing than it took for the mean lady to be… well… kinda’ mean and rude.

This was just one day with no voice. Imagine the hurdles the hearing impaired or mute folks have to go through on a daily basis in this world. #LoveOneAnother.