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Mariah #Fail NYRE

Drunk. Tired. Lazy. Who knows. But she talked through some VOX and just plain didn’t sing when there were none. And when she was ‘sposed to lip sync, she just kind of… didn’t.

This is what I think happened: More than 1 VOX was supposed to be running. We heard the high notes, so that track was running. But I think others weren’t and she was caught off guard. Or knew she couldn’t perform those. And when the VOX was playing for her to lip sync to, well, she just kind of plain f*cked that up. Also, she ripped out her earpiece (and no one has pointed this out), but she dropped it. She twice tried to get it to put back in her ear, but couldn’t find it where it should have been hanging. She was over it by then it looked like. Honestly, it was worse than @AshleySimpson SNL. But sh*t happens. I’m sure everybody is going to just brutalize @MariahCarey for NYRE disaster. I just wish she would have TRIED to save it with some actual singing and trying to get the lip syncing right. :-(. She could hear the stage monitors. I know this because her dancers could hear it just fine and didn’t miss a beat. She should have tried. She should have just made it an audience participation thing after the first time she told them there was a technical issue. Watching her walk around while her whistle notes were playing out of a tape probably made everyone who doubted it before, that she was lip-syncing- and has been for years. My God, the Oprah clip of her forgetting to bring the mic to her mouth to pretend to sing the high note in the song she was singing “I Want To Know What Love Is” was well over 10 years ago. She has been lip-syncing for longer than she’s been real singing. Listen though- Very few people who possess a whistle register can rarely keep it when they get older, especially after so so many years of singing them performance after performance. @ChanteMoore seems to be the only one who can still do it, and quite frankly, she can do it like CRAZY crazy. Shanice is another who still has it. And me. because I’m perfect. And I would have made that leotard look #Sick!

I’m always rooting for everyone, and this was hard to watch. But sh*t does happen. I feel bad for her… I like her. I like everyone. Let’s start the new year with NO drama! Happy New Year Mariah Carey. 🙂

 

Mariah Carey 2017 NYRE disaster 🙁

The trending Facebook questionnaire

I refused to do this, but then after waking from a bad dream, I was a’scared to go back to sleep. So I did it. And I added my own new question at the end. Please tag me or hashtag me #VocalVirgo after you complete yours. I want to see if you’re bigger losers than me.

 

Piercing………………….0
Proposals……………….1
Tattoos…………………..0
Children………………….0
Step kids………………..0
Surgeries………………..0
Shot a gun………………Never. And never will.
Quit a job………………..Yep, without a next one already lined up… I’m an idiot
Flown on a plane………Yes BUT not in years and years and never again.
100+miles in a car…….Yes. I did 900+ in one day. Oh. I think this means speed. Um, 101 MPH, 1991 Ford Escort GT and 102 MPH 2000 VW Golf TDI. I guess I have to do 103 MPH in my latest ride…
Hit a deer………………..Yes. I was beside myself. The police came and shot her. Terrible memory. It’s why I’ve never shot a gun.
Zip Lining ……………….Get bent. I’m not crazy.
Cried over someone…Yes. Didn’t deserve my tears.
Fallen in love……………Yes. Didn’t deserve that either.
Watched someone give birth…Gross. I’ve helped animals plenty of times, just no need to see human ladies do it.
Watched someone die…Pass
Been to Canada……….Yes
Rode in an ambulance…Yes
Visited Las Vegas…….Yes
Sang karaoke…………..Yep
Been downhill skiing…As a kid in tie-up skis.
Rode on a motorcycle…Duh. I’ve had 4. Latest one is the best. F*cking sexy as H*ll to look at and ride. (And be seen riding!)
Rode on a horse……….Yes. Wonderful. Animals treated well ride happy and proud.
Stayed in a hospital…..Most of my childhood.
Donated blood………….Can’t. Syncope Syndrome. Plus I’m gay and I’m not allowed.
Rode in the back of a police car…Yes. 10 arrests (the last being in the front seat however, with no cuffs). I had a GREAT childhood, lol.
Sex in the back of a car…Backseat, front-seat, over the hood. (Yes, I added that question because I’m a troublemaker). 🙂

*Hold your finger down and select copy… Then go into your own status and paste. Change the answers to your own. No lying. Liars!

 

Inauguration donation.

I’ve committed to donating $1 million to Donald Trumps inauguration.  With that, not only will I be at the inauguration but I will also have access to a special dinner sometime in the future where Donald Trump and his wife and the vice President elect and his wife will  be in attendance.

I will have seven other tickets to this event. Who wants to go?

I’m not crazy. I’m scared. #Trump

Sonyou know how I’m not into politics. I voted once, and it was for the black guy. Good choice I think. That same year I voted on Prop 8, which was the one to take away gay marriage, or redefine it or whatever. I like my #gays so I voted on that too. But I’m a #Dummy and I voted Yes instead of No because the ads confused my little brain. So after that I said I wouldn’t vote again.

But then this bigoted, misogynistic, racist pig – who had absolutely zero previous experience in government politics decided he wanted to run. For president.  Like our president. Of the United States. As in the guy who is in office and in the White House and makes all the decisions for our country. So I considered voting again. But then I was assured by my friends that the state I was currently living in,  which is California, always wins the other way. Well, that saved me a trip to the voting booth. But now as I go to sleep in my home, a Winnebago motorhome but I love traveling around our gorgeous country in and experiencing life in a way that is unconventional and that does not meet the social standards of what everyone thinks we should live our lives by.  I am worried that people like me, who are free spirits or freethinkers or just plain old have big mouths, are going to have our lifestyles/lifestyle choices dictated by this crazy guy who in any universe- this one or a parallel one,  should never be a leader of any kind. And you certainly shouldn’t be allowed to be the voice of the entire United States of America.

I like black people. I like brown people. I like women. I like the gays. I like all of the different colors and lifestyles around me on this great planet of ours. I fear that some of these people’s or group of people’s lives are going to be directly affected by things that this orange person is going to implement.  I don’t like this orange person. So I guess I don’t like everyone. Just not this one person. This one orange person who is a mean-spirited, vicious, has no manners and is about to make the United States of America the laughingstock of the World.

For anybody from outside of the United States reads this,  I want you to know that me personally and millions of other people who live in this country are not representative of what Donald Trump says and thinks, and  eventually, probably will do.

And lastly, because I will never bring up the subject again or talk politics again on my website… I’m sorry for any Mexicans or Muslims whose lives become greatly affected or ruined because of what Donald Trump has promised to do to you and your friends and your families. I am so sorry. No one should ever do what this guy has promised to do to you. Just know that millions and millions of other Americans feel the same way. We are on your side.

I’m not going to proofread this for typos because I’m already sick to my stomach after just writing it.