So weird. I had crazy sex dreams last night and I was banging the whole neighborhood without a condom.
My Nephew is 21. He is so great. He’s gotten to the point where he’s having to ask people to treat him with respect. And some other people are just bullies. These are adults that are harassing him. This is about who he is and what makes him happy in his life. HIS life. Not mine, not yours, it’s his. It’s his life. So for all you #sTupiT people out there trying to “protect” your children from him, you need to get some perspective. Or go to Church more. Sh*t, maybe you might have to go to Church less.
Anyway, the next person who has a f*cking problem with him can call me. Or shoot me a text, a FB message, an email. Whatever. And you can discuss your grievances with me- an adult who won’t take your bullsh*t. You know who I am. And I know who you are. So bring your hate to my party and let’s see what happens.
Virgo Frankie Degan; AKA @VocalVirgo
I once won the award for longest fart during a sexual encounter. It’s true. Look it up.
It only takes 1 person to really change your mind. And since any money I make from advertising I donate to animal charities/rescue groups, I thought maybe my time would be better spent giving my time to such needed causes. But then I get an email from a #Stalker (female, 50’s, single, 2 dogs, 1 cat- ‘prolly a lesbo…) and she told me that she misses my questionable/funny/inappropriate videos where I banter. She said they make her happy. She also told me she follows few other people on @YouTube and then listed who they were. I felt honored to be in a subscription list with the folks she listed. She then told me she misses seeing the side of my *ss-cheek when I did the “Sitting-Down with VocalVirgo” segments. (She had me at “missing seeing your side *ss-cheek…”. Anyway, that turned me around. I’m gonna keep doing this blog, YouTube channel, Periscope, Facebook, Twitter, Google+, Tumblr, Instagram and XTube. I’m kidding about XTube. My name on there is different.
So, thank you, Nannette, for your inspiring words of adoration, approval and encouragement. I will stay on the web upsetting people with my poop jokes, sexual innuendos, flirting with straight men, accusations of straight women flirting with me, sharing pictures of adorable animals, posting pictures and stories from my crazy full-time RV’ing around the country, and of course, pictures of unflushed public toilets. I will stay here for you. The few. The brave. The closeted funny people, and those of you who would never admit to following me and reading my funny sh*t. (BTW, F/U to those people). You are my #Stalkers and I love it. Happy New Year.
That’s it. That’s all I have to say.
#Poop #Boobies #Sex #RV #Humor #DoggieStyle
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!
What will I do this year…?